转自百度sopor吧，作者百度ID北岛的风

A Strangest thing to say一件怪事

I know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say, 
我知道这对你们来说一定是最奇怪的事，
But in the winter of his presence I've always felt warm and safe.
但冬天里他的出现总能让我感到温暖与心安。
I always knew no skirt no suit would ever bother me,
我总是感觉没有短裙没有礼服会困扰我，
As long as he is present, as long as this man stayed close to me.
只要他出现，只要这个人离我很近。
I do like his company, I enjoy it, in fact,
我真的喜欢他的陪伴，我真的很喜爱，
He's the only human friend that I ever had,
他是我曾拥有的唯一有人情味的朋友，
Which is quite ironic, 'cause he's mostly occupied
这很讽刺，因为他总是被占据
By the methods that exist to blow out people's lights...
用这方法吹熄他人的希望⋯⋯

I wouldn't be surprised at all,
我一点都不惊讶，
If someday I found out
如果有一天我发现
That he had thoroughly checked on my life
他已经彻底探查了我的生活
And on my background,
我的隐私，
And confidently reconfirmed by the things he didn't find
,还有那些（我）重新确认过，自认他没发现的事情
He then granted me access to a small part of his secret life...
接着他允许我进入他私密生活的一小部分⋯⋯

I know it must seem to you
我知道这对你们来说
Like the strangest thing to say,
一定是最奇怪的事
But in the winter of his presence
但是冬天里他的出现
I've always felt warm and safe...
总能让我感到温暖与心安⋯⋯

I never had to worry though, it can't give me the chills,
我从不担心，这不会让我颤抖，
Because, you see, men are the only species that he kills.
因为，你看，男人是他杀死的唯一生物。
Oh, that's why I love his company, quite enjoy it, in fact,
哦，这就是为什么我爱他的陪伴，非常非常喜爱。
He is the only human friend that I ever had.
他是我曾拥有的唯一有人情味的朋友。

I rarely ponder on him
我很少想到他
In the wayward hours of the day,
在一天中任性的时间里
But I'm surprised at my own delight
但我惊讶的发现自己的快乐
I find in seeing him again.
是再次看到他。
White shirt, black tie, exquisite twine,
白衬衣，黑领带，精纺衫
I'm brewing tea, he's having wine.
我沏茶，他品酒
It's quite seductive, if it's right,
多么的诱人，如果是对的，
The perfect way to spend the night...
那将是度过良宵的完美方式⋯⋯

I do like his company, I enjoy it, in fact,
我喜欢他的陪伴，我就是喜欢。
He's the only human friend that I ever had,
他是我曾拥有的唯一有人情味的朋友
Which is quite ironic, 'cause he's mostly occupied
这很讽刺，因为他总是被占据
By the methods that exist to blow out people's lights...
用这方法吹熄其他人的希望⋯⋯
I never had to worry though, it can't give me the chills,
我从来没有担心过，这不会让我颤抖，
Because, you see, men are the only species that he kills.
因为，你看，男人是他杀死的唯一生物。
Oh, that's why I love his company, quite enjoy it, in fact,
哦，这就是为什么我爱他的陪伴，非常非常喜爱
He is the only human friend that I ever had. 他是我曾拥有的唯一有人情味的朋友。

Each act performed is like a ballet, a prayer, precise and acute.
每个动作都像表演芭蕾和祈祷，精确又敏锐。
Oh, how I do admire such perfect business-like attitude,
哦，我是多么钦佩这完美的认真态度
Both in style and execution, virtuously immaculate... –
无论是在风格和执行，他那善良无瑕⋯ —
And flawlessly equated to the savage fee that he has set.
且完美到残忍的酬金。

Built just like the ideal of an athlete, my champion of sorts.
就像建立运动员的理想，我的种种支持。
His price is one that only broken hearts are willing to afford.
他的代价只有破碎的心愿意负担。
Death is always quite disastrous, messy, common and obscene,
死亡总是非常灾难的，凌乱的，平常的，可憎的
But in the golden hour when he leaves all is stainless, all is clean...
但他在宝贵时间里留下的一切都是纯洁的，干净的

If I, one day, might also decide to need
如果我，有一天，可能还决定需要
This special kind of service that this man provide
这个男人提供的特殊服务
Oh, I will pray that my fate kindly agrees to the plot,
哦，我会祈祷命运能同意这个鬼点子
And sends someone like this man to come and finish the job.
给我一个像他一样的男人并结束这工作。
Because I just cannot bear the foul and blasphemous thought
因为我不能承担这邪恶和亵神的思想
That involves getting slain by some filthy amateur's hands.
包括被肮脏业余的手杀害
I know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say,
我知道这对你们来说一定是最奇怪的事，
But in the winter of his presence I always felt warm and safe.
但冬天里他的出现总能让我感到温暖与心安。

I know that you must surely think me mad,
我知道你肯定觉得我疯了
But he's the most human friend that I ever had...
但他是我有过的最有人情味的朋友⋯⋯