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One day, a woman scolded man neuropathy and then scold other people SB, the first scold of the man say: you are crazy!
一天，有个女人骂男人神经病，随后又骂了其他的人SB，那位被先骂的男子说：你也是神经病啊！

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后面忘记加too了

Mice to see people so huge, asked: why are you so big? People say: because I eat more rice!!!!! Then the mouse swear 10 days eat 2000 meal, and then the support dead.
老鼠看到人那么庞大，就问人：你们为什么那么大呢？人说：因为我吃的饭多啊！然后老鼠发誓10天内吃2000顿饭，然后被撑死了。

标题改名成：简单英语让你学

The elephant feel is very large, so we think they are great. One day, he saw a scientist in ahead, ask him: do you have anything can is better than me? Wisdom. Scientists answer...
Therefore, elephants and scientists compare the things they want to invent the fastest.

Powerful human wisdom, just want a few minutes to create a sports car of 400 kilometers per hour; elephant hope his speed can exceed the scientists used a few pieces of wood and a little bit of gasoline.

Then began to test drive, I saw the start of the sound of the two cars at the same time opened out.The elephant made ​​cars like the tortoise-like, slowly; scientists encounter traffic lights brake not brake to go out. Last elephant throwing in the towel.
Elephant feel too ashamed, so it is no longer proud.

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如果这样，最好加个附片，主要弄单词，词组之类

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