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One day, a woman scolded man neuropathy and then scold other people SB, the first scold of the man say: you are crazy!
一天，有個女人罵男人神經病，隨後又罵了其他的人SB，那位被先罵的男子說：你也是神經病啊！

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後面忘記加too了

Mice to see people so huge, asked: why are you so big? People say: because I eat more rice!!!!! Then the mouse swear 10 days eat 2000 meal, and then the support dead.
老鼠看到人那麼龐大，就問人：你們為什麼那麼大呢？人說：因為我吃的飯多啊！然後老鼠發誓10天內吃2000頓飯，然後被撐死了。

標題改名成：簡單英語讓你學

The elephant feel is very large, so we think they are great. One day, he saw a scientist in ahead, ask him: do you have anything can is better than me? Wisdom. Scientists answer...
Therefore, elephants and scientists compare the things they want to invent the fastest.

Powerful human wisdom, just want a few minutes to create a sports car of 400 kilometers per hour; elephant hope his speed can exceed the scientists used a few pieces of wood and a little bit of gasoline.

Then began to test drive, I saw the start of the sound of the two cars at the same time opened out.The elephant made ​​cars like the tortoise-like, slowly; scientists encounter traffic lights brake not brake to go out. Last elephant throwing in the towel.
Elephant feel too ashamed, so it is no longer proud.

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如果這樣，最好加個附片，主要弄單詞，片語之類

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