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The jokes Belgians made on Dutch:
(葛朗台轶事精选)：
How do you know you’re in Holland? When you see toilet paper hanging out to dry.
How do the Dutch get drunk? They drink lots of water and then run around the table at breakneck speed.
Why do the Dutch hang out outside in winter with a boiled egg? They’re waiting for the salt spraying machine to pass.
How do you recognize a Dutch ship at sea? There’s no seagulls trailing it.
How do you get 20 Dutch guys in a Mini Cooper? Throw half a euro in the backseat.
How does a Dutch guy quench his thirst? He walks around in an expensive food store till water gets to his mouth.
Why do almost all the Dutch have a speedboat? To get to the bread before the ducks do.
How to make copper wire? Just drop 5 eurocent between two Dutch guys.
Dutch newspaper story: “Collision between two taxis. 23 injured.”
How do the Dutch make tomato soup? They put hot water in a red bowl.
Why do the Dutch ride such high bicycles? To have a better view on what’s in dumpsters.
What’s the difference between a Dutch guy and a coconut? You can get a drink out of a coconut.
How does your Dutch hostess offer you a refreshment? She opens the window.
How do Dutch riot police disperse a crowd? They rattle a church collection basket.
Why does it take forever for the Dutch to build a house? They have to wait for kidney stones.
Why does the Dutch national flag have horizontal bands? So they can keep on using it, even when it withers away at the fringes.
What do the Dutch do when they have unexpected guests at supper? Add a liter of water to the soup.
What does a Dutch guy do when he finds a box full of business cards? He goes to townhall to have his name changed.
How does a Dutch guy use a condom? First properly, then inside out, and finally as chewing gum.
Why do Belgians like to book island holidays? To make sure they won’t have to put up with the sight of Dutch caravans.
