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1.咸者之证 打一个怪物吃10克氯化钠,然后怪物立刻消失
2.泳者之证 打一个怪物潜水10分钟,然后怪物立刻消失
3.爸者之证 打一个怪物就管他叫爸,然后怪物说“乖儿子”,接着怪物立刻消失
4.禁闭之证 打一个怪物5分钟不能动,然后怪物立刻消失
5.死者之证 打怪物99%对方被秒杀,1%自己被秒杀
6.血者之证 打怪物时,双方每回合恢复200体力
7.清空之证 可以清除本层所有东西,包括勇士
8.剑王之证:99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999连击,是负的
8.醉鬼之证:可以将自己变醉,然后让怪物趁机打死你
9.自虐之证:可以让自己一走路就撞到墙
10.自杀之证:可以让自己和怪物作战时不打人家,并把自己的血减为1,防御减为0,让人家打死你
11.贴吧之证
1级:让百度删掉怪物的所有帖子,但是怪物根本没发过贴
2级:让百度封掉怪物的所有ID,但是怪物根本没有ID
3级:让百度封掉怪物电脑的IP,但是怪物根本不知道什么是电脑
12.得瑟之证:永远不死……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………才怪!
12.神贱之证
1级:把勇士变成绿色史莱姆
2级:把勇士变成攻0防0血1的细菌
3级:把勇士变成空气
非主流之证:
LV1:让主角当怪物
LV2:在LV1基础上,任由其他怪物打
LV3:在LV2基础上,让别人当主角打死自己
13.爆炸之证
1级:勇士体内子弹随时自动爆炸,周围3*3的东西消失
2级:勇士体内炮弹随时自动爆炸,半径1.5厘米的电脑屏幕损坏,不能显示任何东西
3级:勇士体内炸弹随时自动爆炸,玩游戏的人被炸死,电脑被炸坏
4级:勇士体内核弹随时自动爆炸,勇士所在城市变成灰烬
变性之证:
LV1:男的变成女的,女的变成男的
LV2:无论男女都没了性别
LV3:每个人都双重性别
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火星之证
LV1:让自己只会说火星文
LV2:让自己变成火星人
LV3:让全宇宙都是火星人
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LV1:绝对是客户很健康大书法家客户的数据库黄河科技第三节咖啡
LV2:电视剧和电视剧和放假的时候家里的事解封了科技大厦立刻副经理看
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勇者:的为区诶他他屋啮阿把阿是的发个可一会了在出五不能五(拿粤语输入法瞎打的)
1F:勇者:锕锕锕锕!憋吥住ㄋ!莪崾呿洗手间!
爆机之证
没打一怪物就会爆机

奥比之证

把勇士变成攻-999999999999999999999999999999999999999999防-9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999血1的奥比
爷爷之证
LV1:打怪物时攻击力减半
LV2:打怪物时攻击力减75%
LV3:打怪物时攻击力全无

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